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{OF}Impaired · 09-03-2005, 02:14 AM

If my name Aint IMPAIRED.... here's what ya do.....

Pick the freaking melon..

Cut small 2" diameter sized hole near top..

Insert spout end of 40 0Z of VODKA into previously cut opening.

Leave to Drain

wait two days.

Ciut long grass from neighbours back yard and proceed to make grass skirts!!!!

Tkae said melong ball of "FUN" and prceed to cut into smaller dixie cup sized chunks!!

ENCOURAGE MASS RAPID CONSUMPTION of little "cupps" of FUN FRUIT!!

Stand way abck and try not to allow fruit partakers to enjoy ribs, steak and chicken goodies cooked ...

Last point is very important if the presance of the "GLADMAN" is not expected!!!

Again Im Imp....... and its a great nite cheers

side note,,, I will review when sober tomorrow.. until then hold off on the lack of spel check

09-03-2005, 02:14 AM	#6 (permalink)
{OF}Impaired Supreme Party'er Blabber Fingers Posts: 1,322 Shouts: 0 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: near Toronto Canada Age: 98 Thanks: 144 Thanked 107 Times in 67 Posts	If my name Aint IMPAIRED.... here's what ya do..... Pick the freaking melon.. Cut small 2" diameter sized hole near top.. Insert spout end of 40 0Z of VODKA into previously cut opening. Leave to Drain wait two days. Ciut long grass from neighbours back yard and proceed to make grass skirts!!!! Tkae said melong ball of "FUN" and prceed to cut into smaller dixie cup sized chunks!! ENCOURAGE MASS RAPID CONSUMPTION of little "cupps" of FUN FRUIT!! Stand way abck and try not to allow fruit partakers to enjoy ribs, steak and chicken goodies cooked ... Last point is very important if the presance of the "GLADMAN" is not expected!!! Again Im Imp....... and its a great nite cheers side note,,, I will review when sober tomorrow.. until then hold off on the lack of spel check __________________ Watch out,.. I may just come to your town one day!!!!! If ya want to be comfy in your home.. Check out www.zerodraft.com and check the links.. Us old farts are handy