[d-fragger]

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says; "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that he gets a measuring tape and measures the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. Yes, I was right, your but is two inches wider than the barbecue!!! The woman chose to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed the husband is feeling a little frisky. He
makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong? He asks. She answers; "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-*** grill for one little weenie?"