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If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September
through May, you live in New England

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you
assistance and they don't work there, you live
in New England

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same
time, you live in New England

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with
someone who dialed a wrong number, you live
in New England

If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of New York
City for the weekend, you live in New England

If you measure distance in hours, you live in New England

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than
once, you live in New England

If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day
and back again, you live in New England

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a
raging blizzard without flinching, you live in New England
^thats so me

If you install security lights on your house and garage,
but leave both unlocked, you live in New England

If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows
how to use them, you live in New England

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over
a snowsuit, you live in New England

If the speed limit on the highway is 65 mph -- you're going
80 and everybody is passing you, you live in New England

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are
filled with snow, you live in New England

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still
winter and road construction, you live in New England

If you have more miles on your snow blower than you
car, you live in New England

If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you live in New England