[Doom]

> Tickle Me Elmo
>
> There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes
> the Tickle Me Elmo
> toys.
>
> The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
>
> Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory
> and she reports for her
> first day promptly at 8:00 AM .
>
> The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the
> Personnel Manager's door.
>
> The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant
> about the new employee.
>
> He complains that she is incredibly slow and the
> whole line is backing up,
> putting the entire production line behind schedule.
>
> The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for
> himself, so the 2 men
> march down to the factory floor.
>
> When they get there the line is so backed up that
> there are Tickle Me Elmo's
> all over the factory floor and they're really
> beginning to pile up.
>
> At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by
> mountains of Tickle Me
> Elmo's.
>
> She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of
> small marbles.
>
> The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little
> piece of fabric, wraps it
> around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the
> little package between
> Elmo's legs.
>
> The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
>
> After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself
> together and approaches
> Lena .
>
> "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a
> straight face, "but I
> think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you
> yesterday..."
>
> "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
>
>