Reminds me of one time in high school. I was at a typically retarded pep rally, in the gym, and the band was playing.
Some clown in the bleachers tossed a paper airplane. It floated across the length of the gym (he was high up), right to the band.
And got sucked right into a freakin' tuba!
There was much uproarious laughter that day, I tell you.
