leprechaun

[MoonLilli]

A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to
the bathroom, so she said yes.

When he went to wipe his fanny, there was no
toilet paper, so he used his hand.

In his haste to get back to class he forgot
to wash, so he made a closed fist to hide it.

When he got back to class, his
teacher asked, "What do you have in your
hand?" The boy said, "A little
leprechaun, and if I open my hand he'll get
scared away." He was then sent to
the principal's office and the principal
asked him, what do you have in your
hand?" So the little boy said, "A little
leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll
get scared away." He was then sent
home and his Mom asked him, "What do you
have in your hand?

So again the little boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I
open my hand he will get scared away.

Then his Mom got really mad and yelled,
"Open your hand NOW!"

And the little boy said, "Oh great Mom, now look what
you did, you scared the **** out of him!"

[{OF}G_Man]

LOL