Seven Dumb Blondes

[MoonLilli]

THE FIRST DUMB BLONDE

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.

The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know "if the coast is clear."

TWO MORE DUMB BLONDES

Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."

The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"

So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me

THE FOURTH DUMB BLONDE

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.

Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it."

The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

ONE MORE DUMB BLONDE

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.

She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."

A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"

The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."

A SIXTH DUMB BLONDE

What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?

She said, "Is it mine?"

DUMB BLONDE NUMBER SEVEN

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.

Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!"

:innocent: :twisted: :lol:

[Capt. Insane]

roflmfao!! the last one was stellar

[{OF}Malicious Assault]

Those are great

[{OF}GreyGhost]

LOL, the fourth blonde kills me!

[{OF}G_Man]

blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!" So she goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, "I'd like the $99 cruise special, please."
The agent says, "Yes, ma'am," the he grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her into a large inner tube, pulls her out the back door and downhill to the river bank, where he pushes her in and sends her floating down the river.
A second blonde comes by a few minutes later, sees the sign, goes inside, lays down her money, and asks for the $99 special. She too is tied to an inner tube and sent floating down the river. Drifting into stronger current, she eventually catches up with the first blonde. They float side by side for a while before the first blonde asks, "Do they serve refreshments on his cruise?"
The second blonde replies, "They didn't last year."

[Wildflower]

Hey now It's not blonde's who are stupid its Brunetts....
Whats Black and Blue and brown??
The Brunette that got beat up by the blonde for telling too many Blonde jokes!!!!

[{OF}GreyGhost]

Hey Wildflower, I didn't know you had six sisters!!! :P

[chief rocka]

i like 4 non blondes!!

anyways here is a joke....

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says "I bought a jigsaw puzzle. Come over and help me put it together."
The boyfriend asks, "What is it suppose to be when it is finished?"
The blonde says "The box cover has a picture of a tiger"
So the guy says, "Okay. Be over in a little bit"

When the boyfriend gets there the blonde says, "over here on the dining room table. I have it all scattered out. "Then she asks, "Are you good at jigsaw puzzles?"
The boyfriend replies, "well, yes I am. But I will never be able to make this look like a tiger"
He takes hold of her hand and says " Now lets sit down, have a nice glass of tea and...Sigh...

....lets put the Frosted Flakes back in the box.

[Frostbite]

lol those are all funny