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My friends dad, Al Viciano told us this joke when we were like 13. Some may have heard it before, but I stumpled across is and it brought a smile to my face.

An Italian gentleman is telling his friend about his vacation in America.

One day, imma gonna New York City to bigga hotel. Inna morning, I go to eat breakfast. I tella the waitress, I wanna two pissa toast. She bringa me only one piss. I tella her I wanna two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say no understand, I wanna two piss onna plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma *****. I donna even know the lady and she call me a sonna ma *****.

Later I go eat at bigga restaurant. The waitress bring me a spoon and a knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock, shee tella me everyone wanna fock. I tella her you dont understand, i wanna fock on the table. She say you better no fock onna table, you sonna ma *****.

So, I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shite onna my bed. I call the manager and tella him I wanna shite onna my bed. He say you better no **** onna bed, you sonna ma *****.

I go check out and the man at the desk say "peasce on you". I say piss onna you too, you sonna ma *****. I gonna back to Italy.