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Old 07-04-2007, 02:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The bathtub test

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup"

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
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Old 07-04-2007, 03:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL, Good one, I passed, was thinking why not pull the plug
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Old 07-04-2007, 03:18 PM   #3 (permalink)
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LOL, Good one, I passed, was thinking why not pull the plug
+1 I was like why isnt there an option for the plug???
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Old 07-04-2007, 06:43 PM   #4 (permalink)
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and blong said to the doctor... "wtf is a bathtub??"
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I'll take the next bed please .

First thought I had was, "Where the hell am I dumping all this water anyway?" sorta implying I'd start doing it ><.
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lol, i thought it would be something like that .... still a good one
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Old 07-05-2007, 07:19 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I passed but...

The idea of having a bed in a padded room away from all the hassles of RL just for a week or two sure would be nice though
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