LOL guys. Good story Skull.
No need to feel bad Nomad, we've all done stuff like that.
You should have seen the PC that landed on my desk the other day. A friend brought it by. He had a guy build him a PC in exchange for some mechanical labor. Well, this guy built him one all right. LOL. The wiring looked like a nest for some sort of cyber bird or something. 2 HDs...1 of which mounted (because he used jumper setting that I can only imagine came to him in a dream). The CDRW drive was not showing..again bizarre jumper setup. I think he just had lots of extra jumpers and wanted to use them all! Oh..and the floppy cable wasn't in even half way. Oh...and then there was the one stick of ram that wasn't clipped at all. All that and running a fresh install of unpatched windows 2000 and no video drivers loaded! Wahoo! What a beauty.
So take to heart Nomad....there are always dumber people to be found than yourself.

It always makes me feel better.