In honor of aging

ClydeFrog · 06-16-2009, 09:39 PM

Recently certain events forced me to acknowledge that I am, indeed, getting older. Rather than dwell on the negative I've decided to embrace the positive. Namely, I've determined I'm old enough to have angry opinions about things that don't really matter. So in the spirit of being positive I bring a partial list of things that piss me off for no good reason:

1) Styrofoam packing peanuts – You open a box and they go everywhere, they take up tons of space in the garbage and static makes them stick to my arms. I can only assume they are trying to kill me.

2) Raw tomatoes on my sandwich – Blecch! The taste makes me gag and the consistency is like mutilated garden snails. I've spent the better part of my life struggling to keep raw tomatoes off my sandwiches.

3) Bluetooth headsets – Really it's LOUD people on bluetooth headsets; If you can't adjust the volume of your conversation to the ambient level of the room then go outside to take calls. In my day we had words for people who walked around in public talked loudly to no one in particular.

4) John Mayer – I admit he's a talented musician but lately he's been freaking me out. Anyone who loses Jennifer Aniston over a Twitter addiction is a wacko. I can only assume he's the advance scout of an alien invasion force.

5) American Idol everywhere – I don't know how they managed to make their show so important to everyone but why can't I listen to the morning radio news without hearing about the latest manufactured drama from this crap-o-rama? The “NPR” button on my radio is wearing out from all angry channel changing.

ClydeFrog out.

ARX|Frag4U · 06-17-2009, 12:26 AM

I agree. Especially with 4. How in the hell could you lose Jennifer Aniston at all? I mean unless you start dating Angelina Jolie.

{OF}Blong · 06-17-2009, 03:58 AM

we have a guy at work that does #3. we pick on him all the time.

suki · 06-17-2009, 10:48 AM

haha #1 is funny and #2 yuch! how can you eat tomatos haha xD but dont blame you on not wanting to have raw ones thats just nasty D:

{OF}BadDaWg · 06-17-2009, 05:16 PM

6) Getting up in the middle of the night to take a leak!!

{OF}Flying_Dutchman · 06-17-2009, 08:52 PM

I'm with you on #5, the American Idol thing. Who gives a crap?

Jennifer Aniston? Hmmmmmmmm priorities priorities...

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ARX|Frag4U · 06-17-2009, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by {OF}Flying_Dutchman

I'm with you on #5, the American Idol thing. Who gives a crap?

Jennifer Aniston? Hmmmmmmmm priorities priorities...

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That's funny.

suki · 06-18-2009, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by {OF}Flying_Dutchman

I'm with you on #5, the American Idol thing. Who gives a crap?

Jennifer Aniston? Hmmmmmmmm priorities priorities...

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hahaha o man! thats funny! but i would totally take jennifer aniston over the beer any day haha xD

{OF}Blong · 06-18-2009, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by suki

hahaha o man! thats funny! but i would totally take jennifer aniston over the beer any day haha xD

cept had you given her the beer she prob woulda done what the guy did.

Soul · 06-19-2009, 09:37 AM

I am with you on the styro-peanuts, can't stand them.

I can't stand people that walk around with their bluetooth headsets on, I call them toolboxs - my apologies to all of the tools who have been insulted by me making fun of their homes.

Tomatoes I like, however I don;t like supermarket tomatoes, talk about void of taste, do you realize they are picked before they are ripe and injected with a ripening agent to make them look red?

Mayer - while talented can get to be a bit much, however not a huge anniston fan, I guess I am that one guy that doesn't think she is all that.

American idol is only good imo for the first few shows where all the nut jobs audition after that the show should be pay per view.