DUI West Virginia style

{OF}MadD! · 11-25-2005, 02:56 PM

Only a West Virginian could think of this ... from the county where
drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story.

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Ripley, West
Virginia. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so
intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the
parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.

After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different
vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He sat
there for a few minutes as a number of! other patrons left the bar and
drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a
fine, dry summer night) -- flicked the blinkers on, then off a couple
of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved
the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained
still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons'
vehicles left.

At last, the parking lot empty, he pulled out of the parking lot and
started to drive slowly down the road. The police officer, having
patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on
the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over and carried out
a breathalyzer test. To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no
evidence of the man having consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded,
the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police
station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
&! gt;

"I doubt it," said the truly proud Hillbilly. "Tonight I'm the
designated decoy."

{OF}Malicious Assault · 11-25-2005, 03:11 PM

LOL, Good one

{OF}Blong · 11-25-2005, 03:36 PM

buwhahahahaha thats hilarious.

{OF}BadDaWg · 11-26-2005, 01:10 PM

Something I learned, and maybe you can someday use!!
A buddy of mine was observed leaving the bar with a girl, they got into the car where my buddy put the keys into the ignition and started the car just to let it warm up for a bit. (read into it what you want...... you will be right)...... anyway after setting in the same spot for 10 minuets, the police pulled in, and arrested him for DWI.... he is a successful local business man with a high priced lawyer, but still, the sentence was upheld!!!

The stinger was the minute the keys hit the ignition.

So......... BEWARE