the poopie list

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GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!

[Nard]

Lmao i love those.

[Oldman(Co30)]

First of I must say I love some of the posts I find here, I was laughing in tears at about half way down the list. Now at 55 I can say been there and done all that. Weeeeeeeeeeeee I was suprised that there was not a poopie that just floated no matter how many flushes.

[ClydeFrog]

Would that be the "Open Water Survivor Poopie"?

What about the "Tenacious Poopie" that holds on for all he's worth leaving a skid mark into the drain?

Sorry ... it's was a really crappy day today!

[dudio]

What about the "Re-entry Poopie"?
The one that's so long, it bottoms out in the bowl,
fills the entire area, and has nowhere left to go
back back up !

[{OF}Malicious Assault]

What about the colin clearing poopie, that feels like your insides are coming out along with the poopie.

[slinki]

Or the flame thrower poopie. The kind you get after eating hot wings or mexican food.

[{OF}G_Man]

Originally Posted by Oldman(Co30)

I was suprised that there was not a poopie that just floated no matter how many flushes.

That one's called unsinkable Poopie Brown.....