Another Blonde joke.....

{OF}G_Man · 07-10-2006, 12:22 PM

Gambling Blonde
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive
blonde woman from Alabama arrived ....and bet twenty-thousand dollars
($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play
topless."

With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come
on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and
squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked,
"What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."

Moral ---

Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But, all men..... are men.

{OF}BadDaWg · 07-10-2006, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by {OF}G_Man

Not all blondes are dumb.
But, all men..... are men.

A ya................................................ so??

Nard · 07-10-2006, 06:55 PM

I would be focusing more on the dice than her.

{OF}BadDaWg · 07-10-2006, 08:06 PM

Age?????
Oh, I see.
Wait till you get to be a dirty old man like us!!
You'll be going...."OH, DID SHE ROLL YET?"
"I was watching the wave"

(o)V(o)^v^v^v^v^v^v^v

{OF}Malicious Assault · 07-10-2006, 08:25 PM

Hehe, so true so true

{OF}Flying_Dutchman · 07-10-2006, 08:37 PM

Dice? There were dice in that joke?