G_man to funny not to post!!

[{OF}BadDaWg]

> >>They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you
> >>have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is
> >>embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who
> >>insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other
> >>patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way
> >>this old guy handled it.
> >>
> >>An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached
> >>the desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the
> >>Doctor for today??"
> >>
> >>"There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.
> >>
> >>The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into
> >>a crowded waiting room and say things like that."
> >>
> >>"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
> >>
> >>The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in
> >>this room full of people. You should have said there is something
> >>wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further
> >>with the Doctor in private."
> >>
> >>The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full
> >>strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone."
> >>
> >>The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
> >>
> >>The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"
> >>
> >>"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
> >>
> >>The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken
> >>her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"
> >>
> >>"I can't piss out of it," he replied.
> >>
> >>The waiting room erupted in laughter. Mess with seniors and you're
> >>gonna lose!



My wife works in a Dr. office........ I'm printing this now!! ha ha ha ha

[{OF}Malicious Assault]

LOL, Thats great

[{OF}G_Man]

ROFLMAO !! That's a great one BD.

[Soul]

lol - awesome

[Frostbite]

LOL

[{OF}BadDaWg]

BELIEVE it or not,
These are REAL 911 Calls!


Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming
>From the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?


Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a
Bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left
It on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before
And I'm sick and tired of it!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone
Doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven
Are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.


Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are
Only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

[{OF}G_Man]