Planting Tomatoes

[Oldman(Co30)]

An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He
wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the
ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in
prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his
predicament.

Dear Vincent,

I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to
plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be
digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would
be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me.

Love, Dad



A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad,

Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.

Love, Vinnie



At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and
dug up the entire area without finding any bodies.
They apologized to the old man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,

Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under
the circumstances.

Love you, Vinnie

[{OF}Malicious Assault]

LOL Thats great

[Harbinger]

lol good one

[{OF}Erad]

PERFECT!

[dudio]

[Soul]

hehe, that is great

[{OF} achilles]

Rofl! That's a good one Oldman.