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Old 02-12-2008, 04:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I qualified for 5 out of 8 last night ... w00t !
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I qualified for 5 out of 8 last night ... w00t !
Hmmm,

So what happened to your bra and panties Dudio?

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