Imp is doing well!

[{OF}BammBamm]

Imp is now doing very well after surgery.
Some of you already know that he went under the knife on Monday. He had some of his large and small intestine removed and the surgeon says that everything looks great. No more colostomy bag. No complications.
He is now focusing on passing gas, because the doctors say that he can't eat or drink until his bowel has rebooted! ( He needs a carepackage of 'Fartstock' chili and that will get him started! )
He hopes to get out of the hospital early next week.

I will be calling him tomorrow night and keep everyone updated.

Cheers!

[Soul]

that is great news, thanks for the update!

[Wildflower]

good news.

[{OF}G_Man]

Thanks for the update !!

Let 'er Rip Impy!!

[Harbinger]

Good news indeed, thank you.

[{OF}Flying_Dutchman]

Good to hear!

Imp focusing on passing gas? I hope he's got the floor to himself...

[dudio]

Great news for sure, and thanks for the info BammBamm.

Most people pass gas at 50-80 PSI, but Imp has been
hitting over 200 effortlessly for most of his life.
Hopefully they were able to reinforce his piping, 'cause
I don't think he's going to change his tune now.

We love you Impster

[{OF}Erad]

Hmmm, since they shortened the intestines, will his farts sound different? I know if you shorten any wind instruments path the sound has a higher note to it.

Anybody want to take a guess at what his new fart sound might be like? totse.com | Many different types of farts

[{OF}G_Man]

Because of his modified plumbing, Impy can now be one of these:

See the following excerpt from the Clan Oldfart "Methane Scrolls"

BUTTPLUG Use and Tactical Deployment

There were several warrior classes within the "Secret Order of the BUTTPLUG". The three major classes are described below. Each had its special function to help control the evil forces of the "Anti-Fartists" that were bent on the destruction of the Methane Gods. These warrior classes and how they used their BUTTPLUGS are described in the Ancient Scrolls as follows:

THE SIGNAL CORPS WARRIOR CLASS

• This was a highly specialized and secretive group of warriors. These were individuals of small stature and size, for they needed to move about very fast. They could insert their BUTTPLUGS very quickly and had the ability to build up a moderate amount of methane in their bowels in a short period of time. They ate a very special diet (unknown even by the Methane Gods) that prevented their "emissions" from having any odor that could tip off their location to the enemy "Anti-Fartists".
  They also had the special physical ability of having extraordinary muscle control of their anal sphincter. Once an adequate volume of methane had built up in their bowels, they quickly pulled out the BUTTPLUG. For a brief period of time they were able to squeeze the sphincter tightly and hold the gas in their bowels, even with the BUTTPLUG removed. Then, with precise muscle control, they would squeeze the methane through their sphincter and produce various trumpet like sounds that could be heard for long distances. These sounds were primarily used for signaling to warn the Methane Gods and other warriors about approaching enemies or used for battle calls. It is said that some could produce such loud and piercing sounds that it often drove their enemies away without having to engage them in battle.
  The Trumpeters (as they were commonly known) were also used for ceremonial occasions such as announcing the arrival of dignitaries, etc. They also signaled the beginning and end of each day. Their trumpeting would sweetly carry on the quiet and still air of the early morning and late evening. A few of the more talented individuals would form "Fartets", and were always in demand to serenade the other warrior classes, usually at informal gatherings and dances. It was said that their harmonies were so exquisite that it would bring tears to the eyes of the fiercest warriors.

[{OF}Impaired]

Looking good so far.

Not abig fan of the staples though.. and Man what a scar its ging to be.

I am hoping to get out of here son but not until I can pass a solid stool.. Doooh

Cheers and thanks for the happy thoughts