Your Favorite Automobile Acronym.....

{OF}G_Man · 09-03-2005, 09:21 PM

ACURA
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

AMC
All Makes Combined
A Major Cost
A Mutated Car
A Morons Car
Another Major Catastrophe

AUDI
Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.

BMW
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Break My Window
Break My Windshield
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Barely Moving Wreck
Big Money Waste
Big Money. Why?
Big Money Works
Born Moderately Wealthy
Breaks Most Wrenches
Bring More Wrenches
Brings Me Women
Brings More Women
Broken Money Waster
Broke My Wallet
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

DODGE
Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive

EDSEL
Every Day Something Else Leaks

FIAT
Failed Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It Again, Tony!
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

FORD
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fails On Rainy Days
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Fault Of R&D
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fireball On Rear Denting
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
Foot On Road Decelerates
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Formed Of Rejected DNA
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Fork Over Repair Dough
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Frequent Opinion Really Disappointed
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Funny Old Rattling Dump
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot

GEO
Good Engineering Overlooked

NiRvAnA · 09-03-2005, 09:28 PM

hehe

Capt. Insane · 09-03-2005, 09:48 PM

bmw's are really good cars so i dont like the ones dissing them. but the rest are funny

NiRvAnA · 09-03-2005, 10:43 PM

No there not... there for over paid stuck up assholes with a stick up there arse.

I dont know what it is but a normal guy gets behind a wheel of a BMW and they think everyones is scum...

Capt. Insane · 09-04-2005, 12:00 AM

the american built bmws suck, like everything else american built. but if you buy one in germany (where they're cheaper) then theyre well made.

and dont blame a car for someone being an asshole

NiRvAnA · 09-04-2005, 08:27 AM

But its true !

Its like the hulk when he gets mad, a brit and a bmw

LoPo · 09-04-2005, 11:29 AM

BMW's are like MErcedes, people think they own the road when they get behind the wheel. I only see like million BMW's on the road/day because I live in Orange County, Cal, BMW's number one selling location on the Earth.

There's the:
16yr girl whose parents just bought her a brand new 3 series.

Young Guy(30 ore younger) who is trying to get laid, so he bough a 3 series

The working man who is trying to look bigger than he is by driving his 5 series, unfortunately the only thiing big for him is his lease payment of $900/mo

The mid life crisis Z4 driver.... who gets spanked when trying to race me in my RX8.

The, "I have an M3, so I need to look around at everyone to see if they notice me at stop lights" male drivers. I'm not cool enough in my social life or widely accepted among my family so I have this M3 because maybe someone will talk to me.

The 7 series driver - usually high ranking exec. I really wanted a Mercedes S600 but couldn't afford it, so I settled for the iDrive birthplace of hate. I really should have bought something else, but I need to be afflialted with a BMW or mercedes and a Big car to show off my class.

The high maintenance female whose boyfriend, fiance, hubby, someone else's hubby bought it for her. She general spends more time on the cell phone talking about herself to people while in the car than actually enjoying the car.

The I'm a successful single woman and I feel I need a BMW to show off my success. See dictionary def of high maintenance.

The Newly Wed Female who is regretting her marriage decision and wants the attention of guys still, so she gets a BMW.

All, now this might not be the case where you live, I can almost guarantee, because there is really not another place like ORange County... BMW's #1 most sold location.

{OF}BadDaWg · 09-04-2005, 02:53 PM

_G_???

I didn't see the old one??????????????

"F'ed" Over Royally by Detroit

ARX|Frag4U · 09-04-2005, 02:55 PM

Audi's kick a$$.

LoPo · 09-04-2005, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ARX|Frag4U

Audi's kick a$$.

when their not breaking down.