blonde joke

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I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would
not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then
hewould tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the
ceilingand made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde)asked me what I was doing?



I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the
Bosswould think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What
areyou doing?"



I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her
" And where do you think you're going?"
You're gonna love this..... )

She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"

[Capt. Insane]

roflmao!!

i got one too:

a blonde was in an appliance store and went to a clerk. she said "i want to buy this tv." he said "i'm sorry we don't sell to blondes."
next day she came back wearing a hat and went to the same clerk and said "i want to buy this tv." he said "i'm sorry we don't sell to blondes"
next day she dyed her hair brunette and went to the same clerk and said "i want to buy this tv" he said "i'm sorry we don't sell to blondes." she said, "how did you know i was blonde?" he replied, "because that's not a tv, its a microwave"

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Hehe both are good

[Cheese]

see if i can link from my car club site

blonde geomtery test:

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hahahahaahaha