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{OF}Blong · 12-08-2005, 11:37 PM

The Mother-In-Law

A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.

The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and spend only $150.00?"

The man replied, "A man died here 2,000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

Capt. Insane · 12-08-2005, 11:38 PM

hahahahahahahahahaha

{OF}G_Man · 12-09-2005, 08:17 AM

{OF}Malicious Assault · 12-09-2005, 06:07 PM

LOL good one

d-fragger · 12-09-2005, 10:20 PM

ROTFLMAO.... Good One