EVERYTHING HAS A GENDER

[{OF}Erad]

You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.



1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's that hot air part.

5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

[{OF}Malicious Assault]

LOL good ones

[{OF}BadDaWg]

Originally Posted by {OF}Erad

You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

Welll,, I don't know about this one?????
The bad ones are flat, and when they get old you can have them removed and get a new one!!
Sound like it should be FEMALE.

p.s....... don't tell my wife I said this, she won't believe ya!!

[{OF}RKT]

How would FartY qualify then? :P

[Capt. Insane]

hahahaha funny