REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

[{OF}Malicious Assault]

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-*** man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

[Varmit]

They are magic reindeer fool! They are special and the males keep their Antlers until after Santa needs them on Christmas..don't you know anything?

[{OF}BadDaWg]

Originally Posted by {OF}Malicious Assault

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

And not get lost???
Ya, defiantly mythical.