9 things I hate about people

{OF}Blong · 01-22-2006, 10:45 PM

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

Cheese · 01-23-2006, 08:42 AM

bitter old man

Capt. Insane · 01-23-2006, 11:31 AM

hahahahaha nice ones man

Soul · 01-23-2006, 12:51 PM

OMG! - LMAO!

Mac · 01-23-2006, 03:26 PM

BWhahah, I love the first one

{OF}Malicious Assault · 01-23-2006, 05:30 PM

The second one is my kids, I like to hide the remote just to watch them look for it

{OF}BadDaWg · 01-23-2006, 06:27 PM

Come on now MA
My 50" doesn't have anything but an on and off button.
If I didn't have my remote.....I'd be lost!!
Ok, scratch that last remark........ I couldn't work the TV!! :-)

LOL

Cheese · 01-23-2006, 07:07 PM

in today's world of 1,000,000,000 channels i use the remote to go to specific channels. if i couldnt find the remote it'd be a pain in the ***, so that argument fails

Harbinger · 01-23-2006, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheese

in today's world of 1,000,000,000 channels i use the remote to go to specific channels. if i couldnt find the remote it'd be a pain in the ***, so that argument fails

Yeah but you have to put in perspective Cheese. If I'm not mistaken those quotes are George Carlin and probably 15 years or so old. Still funny though, I've always been a Carlin fan.

{OF}Flying_Dutchman · 01-23-2006, 10:07 PM

LOL, oldie but a goodie.