just kiddin'

[{OF}BadDaWg]

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
mothers and their small children...
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating.
You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with
money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol.
This,too, manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up,
takes her little boy by the hand and whispers.
"Come on, Dick, we're leaving."

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Latest Cocktail


A woman and her boyfriend are out for New Years having a few drinks.
While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts
talking about this really great new drink.
The more she talks about it the more excited she gets, and starts trying
to talk her boyfriend into having one.
After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him.
The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar:
- a salt shaker
- a shot of Baileys and
- a shot of lime juice.

The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.
"First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot
of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime
juice."

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.

He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK. He drinks the shot of
Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - "This is OK."
Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.

In one second the sharp lime taste hits... ...at two seconds the Baileys
curdles. ...at three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits.
This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to
disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the
now nasty drink.
When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend.
She smiles widely at him and says, "So, how did you like it? It's called
'Blow Job's Revenge.' Now you know how it really tastes."
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[Soul]

LMAO, - Dick - hehe

[{OF}G_Man]

Good Ones !!

[Capt. Insane]

the first one was better, but both very funny

[suki]

LMAO that is funny
i like them both the same

[{OF}Malicious Assault]

Those are Great!

[d-fragger]

Great ones.!!!!

[{OF}Flying_Dutchman]

LOL Good find BD