Thoughts for the weekend

[{OF}Malicious Assault]

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing , I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

My husband says I never listen to him At least I think that's what he said.

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

But Most Of All, Remember !
A Friend Is Like A Good Bra. Hard to Find, Supportive, Comfortable, And Always Close To Your Heart.

[Capt. Insane]

hahaha nice ones

[{OF}BadDaWg]

Originally Posted by {OF}Malicious Assault

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

Gawd........... could I use this one!!

[{OF}Malicious Assault]

I hear ya Dawg

[{OF}Erad]

Originally Posted by {OF}Malicious Assault

My husband says I never listen to him At least I think that's what he said...

I knew you were really a MoMo!