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2 blonde genies
A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp
partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.
Two blonde genies appear and tell him he has been granted three wishes.
The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.
The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion
surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and
begins to explore the house.
Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down
and the floor is covered in $100.00 bills.
Then, there is a knock at the door. He answers the door and standing
there are two people dressed in Klu Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside
to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck
until he is dead.
The Klansmen walk off. As they are walking away, they remove their
hoods;
it's the two blonde genies.
One blonde genie says to the other one,
"I don't get it. I can understand the first wish having all those
beautiful
women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also
understand him wanting to be a millionaire.
But why he'd want to be hung like a black man is beyond me."
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