Osama joke

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A STORY ABOUT VALENTINES DAY

Little Thelma comes home from first grade and tells her father that they
learned about the history of Valentine's Day.

"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish,"
she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"

Thelma's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would
get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"

"Osama Bin Laden," she says.

"Why Osama Bin Laden?" her father asks in shock.

"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl
could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to
think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a
little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and then they sent
valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going
all over the place tell everyone how much he loved them and how he
didn't hate anyone anymore."

Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound
pride.

"Thelma, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

"I know," Thelma said, "and once that gets him out in the open, the
Marines could blow the **** out of him."

[Capt. Insane]

rofl! i almost choked on my nutrigrain bar laughing at that one

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Some times the simplest plans may do the trick

[Nard]

Wow she rocks im gonna date that girl.