Wives are Evil

[{OF}Malicious Assault]

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a
chair.

Kill Her!"

The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife. The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another- -She emptied the magazine. Then they heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. Suddenly the room went quiet.

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "Some dumb *** loaded this gun with blanks!" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."

[dudio]

Is something missing here?

[dudio]

After a few minutes, all was quiet......

The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, “You guys didn’t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. So I had to beat him to death with the chair.”

[Capt. Insane]

nice ending dudio. that's definitely what was missing

[Soul]

LMAO, good one dudio

[slinki]

lol. nice dudio.

[{OF}Malicious Assault]

Opps I copied and pasted it and the last paragraph was cut off. Sorry all fixed

[{OF}Malicious Assault]

Didio was close