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Old 04-13-2006, 06:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Hormone Hostage - Tips for Men
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man
has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the
wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: What did I do wrong?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
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Old 04-13-2006, 06:16 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 04-13-2006, 08:31 PM   #3 (permalink)
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WHATEVER I dont even like Chocolate................. Ultrasafe for me would be can I give you a back massage or can i rub your feet? LOL
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I need to buy some chocolate
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Ultrasafe with my ex. ( this woudnt be sad but its true )

The foot, back massage, chocolate. dinner out and then Run Forrest RUN............
stay the hell out of sight for the week.

( I think she enjoyed PMS
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Here, have some chocolate, have some more chocolate, have some more chocolate, have some more chocolate, have some more chocolate, have some more chocolate, have some more chocolate, have some more chocolate... and when they weigh 300 lbs, Run, Forest, RUN!
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