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Old 06-09-2006, 07:52 AM   #1 (permalink)
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WHAT MARRIAGE IS ALL ABOUT

WHAT MARRIAGE IS ALL ABOUT.

He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. The
old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half.


He placed one half in front of his wife.


He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two
piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.


He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup
down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the
people around them kept looking over
and whispering.


You could tell they were thinking, "That poor old couple - all they can

afford is one meal for the two of them."


As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table. He
politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man
said they were just fine - They were used to sharing everything.


The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite.
She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns
sipping the drink.


Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another
meal for them. This time the old woman said "No, thank you, we are used

to sharing everything."


As the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin,

the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to
eat a single bite of food and asked "What is it you are waiting for?"



She answered.....................

(This is great)
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"THE TEETH!"
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Old 06-09-2006, 08:07 AM   #2 (permalink)
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ha ha ha ha ha that is too funny!!!!
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LOL thats great didn't see that one coming
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That was good very funny very gross, but very funny.
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LOL that's great didn't see that one coming
Come on MA, you will do the same with your wife someday....
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