Apparently most men here have not gotten the code of how we at our local chapter of the hee-man woman hater club handle these every important issues.
While I can't give you a full list, some things are better learned on your own. Here is a small sampling you can get from your local.
Lets get started.
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1. No more upgrading my computer to keep up with the demands of video games.
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Regardless of what you do for a living, you need a computer for work even if it is just for networking with other who do a similar job. Or better yet to update your skills "You need to stay on top of computer improvements to give yourself the edge over the other guy in any interview."
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2. No more gaming unless she lets me (that's never).
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(Headphones) and a large cable TV channel Selection. You can figure out which is for who. You give up 7.1 gaming surround sound but you at least get to game. I can't game without headphones anymore. (been married long time)
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3. No more buying that brand new uber-distance Calloway Driver.
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Once Again Bring it back to Network with your peers, explain how many deals and job offers are made on the golf course and unless your invited your never going to get any of those offers. The uber driver is simply there to impress you peers and she should already know that.
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4. No more lounging around all day watching SportsCenter (enter "the STYLE network").
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This is what sisters, sister-in-law, mothers and mother-in-laws are for, they shop we run around the lawn making things look like we did something then relax and watch sportcenter. Be careful with this one is can have some serious downside if your wife like to shop.
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5. No more stopping by at the bar after work for a couple of beers.
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This is where the work softball team comes into play. Your wife soon after you are married will no doubt tell you that you need to exercise more. BINGO Softball(summer) Basketball(winter) Drinks after each, this counter balances any exercise you may have actually received with some carbs.
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6. No more taking vacation to go to Vegas with my friends.
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(What goes to Vegas Stay in Vegas)
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7. No more spending all day Saturday golfing and drinking at the 19th hole.
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See above #3
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8. No more taking vacation to attend one of Demon's LAN parties
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9. No more cheesecake, ice cream, chocolate chip cookies, bacon strips and/or macaroni and cheese for dinner.
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[quote] 10. No more sleeping in on Saturday when there is so much stuff to work on outside.
As for the last three, these are for you to figure out on your own, this married guy has show you the system and this would be a great place for you to start.
As Red Green would say "I'm pulling for you, remember, we're all in this together."