I might as well quit gaming...

[Wildflower]

Oh Impy Impy Impy It will never be over Blong doesnt tell me Im sexy every day he comes home and he doesnt buy me flowers and he gets it all the time whenever he wants It will alwayse be their for him LOL and he knows that !!!!! Sides its all a mind game for woman to get what they want in the long run we now what we are doing and all we have to do is let you think your in charge LOL!!!!

[ARX|Frag4U]

My condolences.

[Mac]

hahahah I love when women say that... To bad some of us are smarter...

[Ker]

Wow, such hostility towards getting married... seems you picked the wrong one to get married to

Originally Posted by |DFA|Lemming

This is it... I've got only 5 more days until my girl slaps a heavy *** ball and chain on my ankle. I'm getting married on Saturday Someone please save me!!!!!!!! I think I'll take this opportunity to list all of things that used to be but are no more.

1. No more upgrading my computer to keep up with the demands of video games.
2. No more gaming unless she lets me (that's never).
3. No more buying that brand new uber-distance Calloway Driver.
4. No more lounging around all day watching SportsCenter (enter "the STYLE network").
5. No more stopping by at the bar after work for a couple of beers.
6. No more taking vacation to go to Vegas with my friends.
7. No more spending all day Saturday golfing and drinking at the 19th hole.
8. No more taking vacation to attend one of Demon's LAN parties
9. No more cheesecake, ice cream, chocolate chip cookies, bacon strips and/or macaroni and cheese for dinner.
10. No more sleeping in on Saturday when there is so much stuff to work on outside.

There's a lot more but I am getting a little too depressed to continue. I'm getting married this Saturday and forfeiting my freedom. This September, I'm turning 30. What a great year I'm having. And the best part is it doesn't matter what I write, I'll bet one of you says "Congratulations".

[Ker]

Originally Posted by MoonLilli

No Harb, I think its weird as hell .... Why get married if its such a horrible thing? You marrying her so you wont go to hell? So she will take care of you?? With all this negativity you are bound to fail. I do feel sorry for her.

Hells yeah.. poor fiancé (or is it wife now at this point).

[{OF}Impaired]

ok I exagerated.. it seems it might be only MY wife that doesnt have sex anymore.... or atleast on a regular basis..

But hey thats what the internet is for : http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...43841227974645

[Wildflower]

oh imp thats what you use it for!!!!

[MeTaL]

Sex and games were great for me after marriage. Still pretty darn good after my first child.
However now with 2, ha, cant find the darn time for either!!!
Between the new job and playing with the kids we barely have time to do those dishes and cut the lawn let alone games or nookie
My little spare time now is spent reading a book.

[Mac]

There's always time to make a CAKE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBQvVAugp8Y

[{OF}Flying_Dutchman]

LOL Mac, that wasn't at all what I expected.

Hey Metal, if you let the grass grow tall enough you save some time and then you have time for nookie in the tall grass