Anyone a newenglander?

[Dynamic]

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September
through May, you live in New England

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you
assistance and they don't work there, you live
in New England

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same
time, you live in New England

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with
someone who dialed a wrong number, you live
in New England

If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of New York
City for the weekend, you live in New England

If you measure distance in hours, you live in New England

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than
once, you live in New England

If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day
and back again, you live in New England

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a
raging blizzard without flinching, you live in New England
^thats so me

If you install security lights on your house and garage,
but leave both unlocked, you live in New England

If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows
how to use them, you live in New England

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over
a snowsuit, you live in New England

If the speed limit on the highway is 65 mph -- you're going
80 and everybody is passing you, you live in New England

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are
filled with snow, you live in New England

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still
winter and road construction, you live in New England

If you have more miles on your snow blower than you
car, you live in New England

If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you live in New England

[Capt. Insane]

Lol those are hilarious, and I don't even live there! But my brother does. Though, for the 65 speed limit one, it's the same way in Jersey

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hmm i have seen those before......



oh I know new england had MICHIGAN instead . Oh and it was written by jeff foxworthy .

[MoonLilli]

LOL those are so true

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Seen that with so many northern states attach. It's still good anyway you look at it

[Dynamic]

didnt know it was foxworthy, ill take your word for it .... haha, but stilL! still funny, cause it deffinately fits with most of the people around here...

when did moonlili move to Massachusetts? i just looked up and saw that lol

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haha yeah most northern states are that way .

[Dynamic]

i just pulled this off the web from googling "jeff foxworthy you live in"
all the ones i put up there, plus a couple more!

If your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost, you might live in New England.

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 36 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping it will swim by, you might live in New England.

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Mt. Washington is the coldest spot in the nation, and Boston gets more snow than any other majority in the US, you live in New England.

If you instinctively walk like a penguin for six months out of the year, you live in New England.

[MoonLilli]

Originally Posted by Dynamic

when did moonlili move to Massachusetts? i just looked up and saw that lol

I have lived here all my life LOL
How about you?

[chief rocka]

i hit fudging deer all the time, 4 so far

1st near my house at 1 am
2nd at 12am on the freakin I-95 (dunno how it got there)
3rd and 4th on a stop sign my car wasnt even movin