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Old 06-13-2005, 11:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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PREGNANCY Q &A &more!

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidermal?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
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Acting childish seems to come naturally, but acting like an adult, no matter how old we are, just doesn't come easy to us.

Growing old is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter
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funny, but yet...its all true
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Ok, I have an admission, Dudio is having my baby....
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Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "palimony" means anything to you.
then you better be in the delivery room
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