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Old 05-04-2007, 12:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Best east coaster Pick Up Lines
Now dang these are the best and I bet they work!!!

Newfie Pick up Lines



1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign youout.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer " bed-rock."
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.


And.... The best for last!




13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench... Every time I think of you my nuts tighten up.
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Old 05-04-2007, 01:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
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"beauty's only a light switch away"

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Old 05-04-2007, 02:33 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Talking
OMG the last one is priceless!
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Old 05-04-2007, 04:52 PM   #4 (permalink)
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LMAO - nice Imp
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Old 05-05-2007, 07:57 AM   #5 (permalink)
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11) Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.

Now Dat's special!!
Cept, it should be winder
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Old 05-05-2007, 09:18 AM   #6 (permalink)
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good ones Imp!
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Old 05-05-2007, 12:38 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Nice find Impy !!
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