Condoms....

Masada · 05-08-2007, 12:50 PM

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me-her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini-skirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I
was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all-clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

Wildflower · 05-08-2007, 01:07 PM

OMG that is hilarious I was thinking the same thing!!!

{OF}Malicious Assault · 05-08-2007, 02:10 PM

LOL, I was expecting the family in the bedroom,

Soul · 05-08-2007, 02:17 PM

LMAO, that is great.

dudio · 05-08-2007, 02:25 PM

Mas: Does your mom know you're talking about condoms?

LoPo · 05-08-2007, 02:44 PM

Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARX|Frag4U · 05-08-2007, 03:54 PM

Words to live by.

Masada · 05-08-2007, 04:21 PM

Bah shes the one who encouraged them in the first place many many years ago... lol

You forget Dudio It was like 5 or 6 years ago since you saw me

dbabe · 05-08-2007, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dudio

Mas: Does your mom know you're talking about condoms?

I buy them for him and INSIST regularly that he USE them

dudio · 05-08-2007, 05:50 PM

.. but he's just a baby !!!

Ya, I guess I still picture Masada from 'back in the day'.
Time flies.. especially thru puberty.

Buckle up Mas .. be safe out there

DeeBee: Tell me you don't get him a 24 pack for the weekend !