Classes for Men

dbabe · 04-01-2008, 04:36 PM

Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each
course will accept a maximum of only 8 participants each.

Topic 1 - How to fill up the ice cube trays. Step by step, with slide
presentation.

Topic 2 - The toilet paper roll: Do they grow on the holders? Roundtable
discussion.

Topic 3 - How to fight cerebral atrophy: Remembering birthdays,
anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be
late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions offered.

Topic 4 - Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper and the floor.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 5 - The after-dinner dishes and silverware: Can they levitate and fly
into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.

Topic 6 - Loss of identity: Losing the remote to your significant other.
Helpline support and support groups.

Topic 7 - Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right
place instead of turning the house upside down while cursing. Open forum.

Topic 8 - Health watch: Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.
Graphics and audio tape.

Topic 9 - Real men ask for directions when lost. Real life testimonials.

Topic 10 - Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks?
Driving simulation.

Topic 11 - Learning to live: Basic differences between your mother and your
wife. Interactive classes, including role playing.

Topic 12 - How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation exercises,
meditation and breathing techniques.

Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to the survivors, er,
graduates.

Mac · 04-01-2008, 04:53 PM

hahah that is great!

{OF}BadDaWg · 04-01-2008, 05:09 PM

Had this commin' hu??

HA HA HA..... They are super!!!!!

{OF}Barney_B · 04-01-2008, 06:41 PM

I got most of those whipped except for topic 12. When does this class start?

Oh yeah, I have a problem with topic 8 also. There's something not quite right about cutting off the reproductive organs of plants to show how much you care for someone...but I guess that's just me. There's always precious metals and rocks.

dudio · 04-01-2008, 09:16 PM

#12 got me too Barney.

Maybe we can get a 2 for 1 deal
(or just skip it and go for beers)?

{OF}Flying_Dutchman · 04-01-2008, 09:50 PM

So......When do these classes start and where do I sign up?

Venda · 04-01-2008, 10:45 PM

Addition to Topic 12...

Breakout session: 'How to hold her purse when she's trying on that dress, and still look masculine. Ok, we'll settle for still looking kewl and only slightly uncomfortable.