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Victoria's Secret??
A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to almost $500 in price, the more sheer the negligee, the higher the price.
Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays around $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself."
So she appears naked on the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.
The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"
He never heard the shot. Funeral Noon Thursday...Closed coffin.
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Some people are like Slinkies....
Not really good for anything,
but they still bring a smile to your face.........
when you push them down a flight of stairs.....
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